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The duck looks like it's about to tell me this amazing financial opportunity that came across his desk this morning.
I was thinking "80s Police Lieutenant who is tired of my screwball antics".
"Damn it Jeffery, because of you I have the mayor breathing down my neck, I've got the press ringing me every minute *phone rings* NO I DON'T HAVE A DAMN STATEMENT!... Oh sorry chief, ok, yes sir, no worries... *slams phone down*
Now I have the chief of police is coming down to question me about this! I need your gun, your badge and those slices of bread in your pocket, on my desk NOW!"
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