Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring All Americans to Be Friends With Elon Musk
Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring All Americans to Be Friends With Elon Musk
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The executive order will also require Americans to laugh at Elon Musk’s jokes.
Elon Musk will finally achieve his dream of people liking him, after President Trump made it a criminal offence not to, in an executive order signed today.
In what is believed to be a quid pro quo for over US$270 million in campaign donations, the executive order will also require Americans to laugh at Elon Musk’s jokes, a harsh stipulation which some experts say may contravene human rights.