I have a perfectly accurate 1:1 scale lightsaber replica of Luke Skywalker. It turns on, it’s really bright, it reacts accordingly to how I swing it, can deflect blasters and makes tons of cool sounds…
I don’t bring it up in conversation, but when people find out they get really excited (well, boys mostly)
I thought they were posting from an alternate universe where Star Wars is real and sometimes he has to go outside and fight off creatures with his lightsaber