Haha that reminded me that there is a tiny maritime Restaurant in a town near where I live, where they have giant meal sizes. If you want a normal sized portion you'll have to order a kids meal and the waitress brings you a coloring book and crayons. If you order a normal portion and don't finish it, they'll ask you nicely force you to donate to the maritime rescue organization.
They don't obviously. They pretend to be a bit angry that you ordered more than you can eat. Kind if like: You should be ashamed and do something better with your money. They are a very friendly older couple though.