Trump is planning a $92 million parade in DC for his birthday on June 14th.

Trump Will Get His Showy (And Likely Expensive) Military Parade in D.C.

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The Washington City Paper, citing an unnamed D.C. source, reports that the president has chosen June 14, 2025—the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Army, Flag Day, and coincidentally also his own 79th birthday—as the big day. If it goes ahead, the four-mile procession would go from the Pentagon in Arlington to the White House.

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I hope it happens. Make it over 100 million. Money isnt real anyways. Trump can just print more if he wants
- Have a giant cartoon float of himself
  
  He should erect a massive statue of himself on the White House Lawn.
  
  He really should be hitting his monument era soon
  
  Commission Ben Garrison as the concept artist. Giant abs and dick or something. A big label.
  
  Explorers in the year 40,000 will stumble upon the ruins of Ancient America and the era of Trumpism, which saw the construction of large golden idols depicting Trump a major god in their pantheon. Some archaeologists believe Trump was a real person, though this remains highly debated to this day.

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