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Trump is planning a $92 million parade in DC for his birthday on June 14th.

washingtoncitypaper.com

Trump Will Get His Showy (And Likely Expensive) Military Parade in D.C.

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The Washington City Paper, citing an unnamed D.C. source, reports that the president has chosen June 14, 2025—the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Army, Flag Day, and coincidentally also his own 79th birthday—as the big day. If it goes ahead, the four-mile procession would go from the Pentagon in Arlington to the White House.

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- royal funeral and coronation got away with it while people were freezing to death
- No, no, no, he's loved by his people, and the sun. He should be outside, in the open air, exposed to the sun regularly, where his people can get a really good view of him. Where our beloved leader can be seen for miles by his loving subjects.
  Like parades, golf, convertibles, lecterns, tall exposed plinths... Etc.
  More of that.
  
  Since he is favored by god, he also doesn't need any security.
  
  We have a group that meets Fridays at midnight under the Brooklyn Bridge and the password is sic semper tyrannis
- you'd really think so wouldn't ya
- Great plan waddya mean
- it's a threat. there won't be heavy armor. it will be a model anti-insurrectionary force demonstration
- Nah Americans won't do shit here.
  
  Literally zero respect for my countrymen anymore. I hope he actually shoots some stupid chud in the street and then just continues on with the parade.

Shoutout to the scheming eunuch that came up with this idea, real classic.
- byzantine pilled and eunuchmaxxing, as a nation
- Sire, the people adore you, and want to celebrate your birth... by the way, have I told you my cousin owns a float decoration business...?
- His name is Eric Trump.

Doing this after spending the first quarter slashing everything in the name of elimination waste is so funny lmao

- "With a mortar launcher"
- Hey this has nothing to do you your post, but I just read that secret service positions are getting cut. I wish them all the best.

Honestly though, incredibly funny.

Like, someone's going to at least try, right? Some restaurantier from Arkansas is going to have lost their business by then and they're going to change the face of American politics. Or maybe it'll be like that first kid who tried, just doing it because he's bored.
- the Temu Middleman Plot
  
  BWHAHHAHHA this is going into my bookmarks.

Nero mindset

I hope it happens. Make it over 100 million. Money isnt real anyways. Trump can just print more if he wants
- Have a giant cartoon float of himself
  
  He should erect a massive statue of himself on the White House Lawn.

he wouldn't happen to be driving past any book repositories, would he? with the top down, perhaps?

he's doing "dear leader" shit that the us propaganda apparatus makes up about the dprk

Please, someone take the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever!

He wanted to do a military parade for the one fourth of july, so maybe this time he'll get his wish and get to be king fancy lad with the handsome generals.
- Liberals will be shocked - Shocked! - that hundreds of the nation's top military and security people are attending in their finest business attire or their dress uniforms. Trump likes obedience and shiny buttons. There is no hashtag military resistance. They will all be bending the knee. None of them wants Trump labeling them an Enemy of America and sending them to that terror prison in El Salvador.

Waiting for the Blanco Special
- I do have hopes for actions occurring in Minecraft.
- America's last astronaut

Fuckin tankies man I swear to god
- Huh?
  
  Its a parade of tanks

"Who do ya truuusssttt?"
- He was giving money to people. He was objectively the best mayor the city had
  
  It was Joker Bux, but still.

Please, Xi...

certified Rice President plan

Fuck this wanna be Caesar.

DOGE is also canceling flag day and the holiday 5 days after, since they’re “too close”, and creating a new official holiday on Trump’s birthday called “Juneteenth” in the name of efficiency, as told to us by spokesperson Big Balls.

please let it happen. I wanna set American soldiers picking their noses on TV.

Lol they tried this last time and the thing that killed it was the fact that rolling a tank down an American highway would destroy the highway.
This might seriously fuck up the roads for the whole parade route.
Making our capital city impossible to navigate to own the libs lmao.
- Dukakis rolling in his grave rn

Austerity for thee but not for me

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