Oh

This explains why all those people at the grocery store were giving me those looks

I would give them to you if i could

I don't need a corset, my waist is already fairly trim and I have child-bearing hips

Not me, I'm more of a cloak wearer

Well, now I know where to start my one-man guerilla campaign of terror

Gonna go dumpsack their HQ

Don't forget the weed smoking

Damn

Here I was, thinking this was gonna be someone who was tired of The Onion

Meanwhile, yeah, I'm sweating some shallots for French Onion dip

They're a nice allium!

Baa1

Her entire blog was just a mix of Moo Deng posts and how important it is to vote

It's funny in a sad kind of way

Tumblr is dead

Long live Tumblr

Here you go

And as an amuse-bouche

They're getting roasted mercilessly now lol

The real question is whether Moo Deng can withstand the wrath of Lu Bu

As long as I could be assured that it didn't have one of those Pattern Scrambler things on it

Don't want to be turned into a pile of randomly assorted meat and bones

Perhaps Sean Görman is a doctor of professional wrestling and verifies the thesis

God I wish

I can't wait until he dies

Hopefully painfully

The war is going badly

Let's make it worse!