Guys I don’t think Biden has the ability to actually form his own sentences anymore. Even about cornpop. They are all pre-scripted by his staffers and all he can do is robotically repeat a version of the script that has undergone some demented transformation in his swiss cheese brain regardless of the relevancy to the topic at hand, and if you try to ask him anything off-script or a follow-up question, or press him on anything he just short circuits like a “choose your own adventure” game that’s really just railroading you into only one possible ending

there was a moment when Biden was just doing his Senior moment and Trump was just smirking.

Many such moments, in fact

From predictit, the election gambling website

Blue is the dang cheeto, purple is Boe Jiden, red is Gavin Newsom

Biden went from trading at 47 cents to 28 cents in one hour lmao

Let me just finish up

Just like the Jan 6 clowns, they were so caught up in the aesthetics of coups that they forgot about the whole substance thing

Zuniclown probably saw it in a movie once and thought it looked cool

Was this supposed to be Langley’s consolation prize after the worst coup attempt ever?

Funny how Israeli allies just “risk” being “drawn” into wars like it’s some force majeure that just inexplicably keeps happening to them

Some posters around here don’t know that Supreme Leader and authoritarian anarchist dictator @SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net is Bri’ish

I think he should’ve spent a few more milliseconds thinking about that excuse. The head of the army didn’t know what happens to failed coup leaders before he agreed to lead a planned-to-fail coup?

Obviously from the public-facing side of things, the failed coup leader has to be arrested. So in his story this is the point where he’s surprised and decides to go public? Did he think that there was some tangibly realistic scenario where the coup fails and he gets caught but isn’t arrested and prosecuted?

I completely forgot there was going to be a Trump/Biden debate. With that said, the only thing that’ll make it worth watching is if it ends in two high-profile fatalities.

This guy showed up expecting to overthrow the government only to be caught in the most pathetic photo op of all time looking like a little kid being scolded by the principal for being in the hallway during class lmao

Wait does this mean I can start bribing my local corrupt officials and it’s ok if I just pay them afterwards? Cool!

If I stand in the big official building long enough, I automatically become the government

Mods please take this into account, your wanton antics are driving everyday posters to the brink of madness

In a perverted twist, the more Hexbear is up the less the things we want to happen happen, and if we cease posting for all eternity, FALGSC is achieved tomorrow

If we shut down the site for the next month, Pissrael will cease to exist

There will be a lot of fighting over who gets to stay in NZ, and a lot of killing of nonwhites, because that is what they mean by “boat people”.

And white people can’t be immigrants, only expats.

Zionists using violence against those actually responsible for the holocaust? Impossible

I’m split between deciding whether Pissrael is on the brink of initiating its complete self-destruction or if it’s just more of the same rabid genocidal screeching about how they’re going to conquer the whole Arab world they’ve always done.

Any newsheads care to weigh in?

I’m going to bed. Wake me up if Israel fucking dies though

I love how every liberal “journalist” stretches what should’ve been a 200 word summary into a thousand page book that dedicates an entire chapter to the wacky way they tie their shoes in the morning.