Homiciding oil firms would also not be unreasonable.
Oh this is a good one
The shape of our democracy is the democracy of our shape.
Oh geez I started voting and now I can't stop voting and there's ballots everywhere and I am totally unequipped to handle this.
My pet libs almost all just turned it off because they didn't like what they were seeing 
Somehow my brain interpreted the pixels in the thumbnail as "Want better cryosleep" and I was very excited about the prospect of just speedrunning the next decade
Lol even the blue maga Biden fans say his throat sounded dry last night
This is going to be my favorite IRL bit if someone else winds up leading the dem ticket.
Have you ever tried to convince a dementia patient to change their mind? Can't be easy, especially when they can fire you. Out of a cannon. Into the sun. On a whim.
They don't need to be friends. Let's start the rituals to combine them into a horrifying flesh golem.
This Hog !feral-hog has Shit 💩 on its Testicles !bawllin-sad
