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You can immediately tell that this dipshit is born with silver spoon privilege in his mouth because he's a boomer who used a lefty guitar
  • And it's a silly point to make -- he could easily have started out on a flipped right-handed guitar, and then switched to a lefty in the past 25 years. Christ, even the one in the photo is just a $500-600 Epiphone, not some jagoff dentist custom shop piece made from endangered tree species. I could have picked up that exact model off of Reverb for under $400 pre-pandemic. I didn't, because I'm not in a jazz band, a baby boomer, or someone who jerks off in the mirror while wearing a Malcolm Young mask (but I repeat myself...), but you get the idea.

    There are a lot of good fuckin' reasons to rag on Blinken (like the fact that in that photo, he's playing a Neil Young song that trashes neoliberal imperialist capitalism, in Kyiv, without a fucking hint of irony), but "playing guitar left-handed while being 60 years old is bourgeois, ackshually" is a deeply weird hill to die on.

  • You can immediately tell that this dipshit is born with silver spoon privilege in his mouth because he's a boomer who used a lefty guitar
  • You can literally buy left-handed versions of most popular guitar models brand new for the same price as their right-handed counterparts; in fact, if you hunt around for sales, you'll often find the lefties on clearance because manufacturers tend to overproduce them. Granted, this is more in the vein of Epiphone/Squier/Fender (Mexico)/Schecter/Ibanez/Jackson (non-USA)/Charvel/ESP than blues lawyer stuff like Gibson, Fender USA, or PRS (non-SE). Affordable left-handed guitars have existed for the last 30 years. (That being said, it looks like Jackson has been ditching their middle-tier left-handed stuff, and you can only get the entry-level models as left-handed options now. Sad, because the Pro series Soloists are really nice for the money, particularly when you can find model year-end closeouts for under $800.)

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