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"Anything you say can be used against you in court."
"Titties."
"..."
Held against you. It works much better with the proper wording.
Opportunity is not compulsion
In the movies they always say "... can and will be used against you"
Well since we're being all precise and shit, it's "can and will be held against you", which happens to fit the joke much better 🤷
Just because we can nuke japan doesn't mean we should. oh shit, wait!
One of my favourite Talking Heads albums
The witness requests titties. Baliff, bring in "Big Mike"
His name was Robert Paulson
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