Why are you proud of yourself tonight?
Why are you proud of yourself tonight?
What have you done recently that makes you stand back and proudly say, "I did that shit"?
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Planted a small orange tree in the yard. Dug a big hole. Mixed topsoil and citrus fertilizer. Expect to see first fruit in 3-4 years.
Mother's Day gift for my wife.
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Love that! I hope it stays healthy and you get a fruit for many years.
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Setting time limits is smart. Now you've GOT to get married and have a kid within the next couple of years. Smart.
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Or you could do it inside out... get married then get a fruit tree, so they HAVE to stick around just to get to try the fruit. Trick is keeping it going for a few decades. That's where fruit-tree LADDERING comes in. Plant a new one every few years. Wait till fruit. Rinse, repeat.
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A true visionary. People could learn from your devious ways. I salute you.
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