"I don’t drink out of a straw, brother..."
"I don’t drink out of a straw, brother..."
"I don’t drink out of a straw, brother..."
straws sucked at random
It's not completely random, that's what the hole in the wall of the stall is for.
It's a meshuggah reference, straws pulled at random is one of their songs
I was also making a joke about selection bias and gloryholes.