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"This man touched my penis!"
I see you know your ninjitsu well!
Interestingly, tortoises have a prehensile penis that they can control like an elephant controls it's trunk.
So its penis can handle peanuts?
I use mine to pick up loose change on the floor.
Only if sounding is their kink.
Incidentally, so do elephants!
"This is democracy manifest!"