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Showerthoughts @lemmy.world Hyzerflip @lemmy.world 1 yr. ago

I wish humans could get firmware upgrades

-bug fix: anxiety has been reduced by 50% -bug fix: memory has been buffed by 50% -bug fix: removed reoccurring memories of past failures

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I'd give my left nut for the allergy update.
- A tick can install an allergy to red meat for you.
  
  Biological malware is the worst.
- Particular human has too many nuts. Removed left nut and replaced with nut allergy.
  
  Statistically speaking the average human has less than one nut.

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