Video playing, ad that scrolls, two lines of a story, the bottom popping up with notifications every few minutes over the top of more scrolling ads.
Yay internet.
Edit: Oh wow! Did not expect so many responses. First let me say, thank you for taking the time to read and respond! To address the biggest response to use Firefox I actually have it on my phone it's just remembering to break the habit. This was more to show what an average user who just uses what they're used to experiences on mobile browsing.
Welcome to the internet, version 2.0!
Anything those eyes of yours can pay for will be shown.
We've got banners, and pop-ups, and autoplay ads!
If some of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first!
All little bit of everything, all of the time.
A bit of everything, all of the time.
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime,
a bit of everything all of the time.