The Gruesome Story of How Neuralink’s Monkeys Actually Died
The Gruesome Story of How Neuralink’s Monkeys Actually Died
Elon Musk says no primates died as a result of Neuralink’s implants. A WIRED investigation now reveals the grisly specifics of their deaths as US authorities have been asked to investigate Musk’s claims.
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Clickbait headline, no tldr? That’s a downvote for me dawg.
Literacy is harrrrrd
Ah, so I was wrong. Gotcha.
Can you explain to me why exactly you think the headline should be considered clickbait?
Hmm. Are you asking in good faith, or to dogpile? Anyway, sure; I can explain why.
The Gruesome - clickbait because "if it bleeds it leads."
Story - words like "story" are often plainly false when the article is a tiny blurb or fluff piece. Thankfully, this article is an actual story. But remember, it's still bait.
of How - clickbait because it asks a question it doesn't answer, baiting the headline-reader to click.
Neuralink's Monkeys - oh, another Elon Musk altar. The press can't get enough of Musk.
Actually Died - more bleeding leading.Headlines can just be content, rather than a tease. This article title intentionally relays no new info.
This user does this A LOT because he has main character syndrome, check out the history: he always treats the comments like their his personal texts and gets into fights with people because he REFUSES TO READ 😂. That's why he's ready for the dogpile. He loves this shit.
It's hilarious, and when he does have to read, he gives a misleading TLDR that obviously was passed through his own personal funhouse lens, bemoaning "the press's" relationship with "Musk" like he's above it all when he's not even an actor in the world at large.
You are not some agent we are all supposed to be briefing all the time, lightly harassing people when there isn't a summary for your lazy ass. I would suggest developing an intellectual conscience before you start flexing your "intellect"
I don't block him cause it's hilarious but I did tag as "Lazy Ass" which makes it twice as funny every time this happens 🤣
The content of the piece is revealing, but yes the headline is absolutely textbook clickbait