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Breadboxes are bullshit and you know it
107 3 ReplyThey just make me forget about the bread.
40 0 ReplySounds like an scp report.
16 0 ReplySomeone call the memetics department. About what, I forget...
8 0 ReplyThat must be a simultaneously fascinating and terrible job. Much like a normal SCP operative but worse and more boring.
"So you contacted us on Nov 18th about a problem."
"Did I? What was it?"
"We don't know."
"So what do we do now."
"First, I'm interviewing you about the thing."
"Thing?"
"Yes, the thing."
"What thing?"
"The thing you can't seem to remember."
"Wait, hang on, I'm so confused, what are you here about?"
"So... you contacted us on Nov 18th about a problem..."
"Did I? What was it?"
"[sigh] Hi, I'm from the Memetics Department. I'm going to perform a routine inspection. I hope you don't mind if I search through everything?"
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What bread? What are we talking about again?
8 0 ReplyIdk man I think I have to buy one.
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Free penicilin.
3 0 ReplySometimes my mind needs a break.
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You put the bread in the box, while using one of the other methods.
The box is there to look pretty.
18 0 ReplyThe only thing a breadbox has done for me is give me molded bread the next day. Every time.
10 1 ReplyYou might want to consider cleaning your moldy box...
20 0 ReplyThe last one was new and I bleached it out before using it, still happened. The bread was also new.
7 0 ReplyBread don't last long. In to the fridge it goes.
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Do people still use these? I haven't seen one since my great aunt's house in the early '90s, and I'm certain it was never used for bread. Still remember the smell of that kitchen. Picked up the early, mineral tones of her weird, dank basement. God damn, I played a lot of Megaman 2 in that basement.
15 1 ReplyMy gram used to put the bread and crisps in the oven when the oven wasn't being used :)
1 0 ReplyWe used to do that in my old tiny apartment until one of us forgot and turned the oven on.
5 0 ReplyMade some toast without knowing.
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