It's just that the original is a very funny joke about Linus Torwalds on his walking desk, the "fixes" are ... I don't know what they are but they are not jokes but are being posted in "Programmer Humor".
i already explained you once why the original joke is badly crafted. the fact that people repeatedly don't understand it is the proof of that fact, so you claiming "it is a good joke" in the infinite loop is not really going to change that.