It's just that the original is a very funny joke about Linus Torwalds on his walking desk, the "fixes" are ... I don't know what they are but they are not jokes but are being posted in "Programmer Humor".
It does, Microsoft and Apple only have a few offices and are just run on some consumer PCs and some buisnesses.
Linux on the other hand, literally runs everywhere, even on the Mars. Linux also is developed on too many locations and its on even more locations compiled and tweaked. Nothing competes that I guess.