What is the funniest way to derail an active-shooter training?
What is the funniest way to derail an active-shooter training?
Found out we're doing a mandatory active-shooter training at work. It'll be "non interactive" which I guess means no fake guns or practice takedowns or whatever they do to scare people. At least one of my coworkers has already expressed adamant opposition to this, so I have at least one ally. I'd be more opposed if I were going to have fake guns pointed at me, but if it's just sitting in a room listening to someone talk, I don't mind being paid to listen to their bullshit. Anyway, beyond what I've said, I don't know much about these trainings, so what are some funny ways I could derail it? Don't hold back
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I’m assuming no kind of derailing will be appreciated or probably tolerated.
Probably don’t take ideas from strangers on the internet for this either.
I'm having fun with friends online, jeez
No fun and no friends. Back to work peon, and don't get shot.
And that’s what I appreciates about you.
it's ok we're all friends here
If management appreciates it, you have probably done something wrong
Who gives a shit if the boss appreciates it?
OP probably doesn't appreciate being blackmailed into selling his labor for a fraction of its value. OP is forced to tolerate a work place that makes him a potential casualty of gun violence at the risk of losing his home and healthcare coverage. Maybe if workers were paid a reasonable amount there would be less people losing their shit and going on a rampage when they reach the end of their rope. Maybe if capitalists didn't use unemployment as a weapon to keep workers under threat people wouldn't be stressed to the point of breaking.
You're a stranger on the internet and thus should be ignored. Derail the fuck outta that shit op
