My children will refer to me as father.
My children will refer to me as father.
My children will refer to me as father.
Y'all watch too much porn. Touch grass.
Like... Sexually?
Bruh
I shall fuck the dirt you walk on!
Saltburn has entered the chat
My dick is as caloused as my feet it looks like a flesh cactus!
I hate this mental image
Too late, I already have
That is the most oddly threatening insult I've heard
Can I touch ass or gas instead? I've been told those three things are of equal value.