It’s bad enough they gotta stink up the break room, now they’re going around making content about eating sardines and how healthy they think it is (it’s not)
You're being too sacred with sweet flavor and the fruit-savory-segregation. Start putting jams everything gets better. Girled chese? jam. Soup? jam. It's like how bullion is the salt with flavor.. Jam is the sweet with flavor. A little sweet with bite? Wow! A little sweet with bite and a nice tasty fish? WOW!