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The fentanyl machine line

That was the moment of the debate for me. It all could've been argued OK he's old OK he's got a speech impediment but what the fuck is the big fentanyl machine they roll across the border supposed to fucking mean holy shit

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So how is it guys? Spill the beans... how's the elden ring dlc?
  • It's fantastic for exploration. The whole map is a giant puzzle box.

    Just go into it with a sense of adventure. Difficulty is fine, but it's asking you to engage with all the mechanics.

    Bosses are also a puzzle, there's basically always a mechanic or questline to make it way easier if you think about all the tools at your disposal.

    Don't go into it trying to beeline towards anything, let your curiosity take you, be willing to experiment (not even talking about respeccing) and it's a great time.

    If you try to boss rush and get frustrated your preferred style of combat isn't working then you'll get salty

    The closest thing to a spoiler I'll give is that they troll you with the map, hard, and you'll constantly end up wayyyyyyy the fuck deep in the shit from the tiny little off the beaten path ruin or cave or hidden wall that you thought would be a 10 minute detour. They subvert the fuck out of that, because you get so used to it from the base game

  • Applied to more than hundred jobs last night, and already five rejections...
  • It's just not sustainable as a 40+ hour a week 8 hours a day job for human bodies. If it was like 20 hours a week or something, maybe, but there's just not enough time to recuperate. Half your day should basically be a break with this sort of job is my point, but you just get worked through it all and fuck yourself up

  • Applied to more than hundred jobs last night, and already five rejections...
  • Spent like 4 years total, in my lower twenties, doing hard manual labor and my left shoulder is permanently fucked. No idea how those guys keep it up, anyone making it past 10 years has to be in constant agony if they haven't moved into subcontracting other workers or something

  • Freaked out at a cop who rolled into the bar in full gear

    I was drunk and I turned around and he's just standing there and idk I just went blank. Called him pig a bunch, someone told me to stop and I did, but wowee.

    Feel bad that I definitely made some people uncomfortable, but I mean who the fuck shows up the bar like that.

    I'll find out if I got myself banned in a couple days. Would be a shame, was making friends there. But if I got banned for telling a cop to eat shit then I guess that's cooler than being a regular nuisance.

    For context I'm in a large American city that has seen some shit, so it might be fine after an apology to some of the people that had to listen to it. The bartender thought it was funny

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    It's still an infrastructure problem if your transport vessels are causing calamity constantly

    Truck blew up I-95, train blew up east palestine, boat blew up Baltimore harbor. Need regulation on the transport companies right the fuck now.

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    Philly Cops
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    got drunk, installed windows 11 by accident

    everythings fucked. programs wont even uninstall correctly

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    What the fuck is up with countries posting their bombings and battles (read: atrocities) on Twitter?

    Ukraine does it now Israel. It's completely absurd.

    It's so fucking weird, they act like they're completely removed from the actively engaged war they are in and tweet as if it's prestige television. What the hell is going on?

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    How much property damage could you do given 10 minutes and a wooden oar?

    You have 10 minutes before the cops arrive. If you break 50k they have to let you go, no questions asked.

    What's your plan?

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