How do octopuses have sex?
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Males put enough effort into it that they die shortly after mating, and your stingy ass won't even go down on your girl.
He goes so hard that she dies shortly after as well. She walks funny into the grave.
Jokes aside, I never knew that male octopuses also die after mating.
Essentially for both it's hormone overload. They've got a gland behind their eyes that puts them into reproduction mode and once it turns on it never turns off until it kills them. They stop eating and eventually go crazy.
ah to be a teenager again