NextDoor User Comes Right Out And Asks If It Okay To Set Homeless Man On Fire
NextDoor User Comes Right Out And Asks If It Okay To Set Homeless Man On Fire
www.theonion.com NextDoor User Comes Right Out And Asks If It Okay To Set Homeless Man On Fire
LOS ANGELES—In a post to the app that garnered dozens of likes, local NextDoor user Janine Parry reportedly came right out and asked this week if it was okay to set a homeless man on fire. “Hey all, I’ve seen this guy around the neighborhood a few times, and I was wondering if anyone would mind if I...
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The law says you have to humanely euthanize him first
Can that be done with fire?
I think if you douse them in alcohol first it is.
Many homeless are already doused in alcohol especially this time of year. Gotta stay warm even if it's fake warm.
Ok ok, so can we use fire now?
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