Security guard at the school was out to get me. To this day I have no idea why. He'd let my lowlife friends get away with murder.
Taking me to the dean for wearing a hat, he's talking to another student, wearing a baseball hat. These guys were the same height, not like he missed it.
So after they stopped allowing hats, the assholes were so outsmarted that they resigned themselves to no longer causing any form of shit or harassment?