Uhm, actually recalling and learning from personal experience is WIS and not INT.
* Pushes glasses up the bridge of my nose *
Really now, it's this misconception that is really hurting the game. I will now go on a rant about how my interpretation of the stats is correct despite it being fairly ambiguous and confusing.
It was meant to be a spoof on how everyone has different opinions on the difference on what INT and WIS are, as well as a meta-commentary on the difference between INT and WIS (arguing a set of semantics on a webcomic where the joke wouldn't make sense under your rules is a high-INT, low-WIS action, IMO).