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Talk to Plants.
Just so I can tell vegans what their food is saying.
36 0 ReplyPlot twist, all plants have a vore kink
33 0 ReplyProbably has the same effect though.
"Eat me, daddy! UwU!"
"I... I'm not hungry any more."
25 0 Reply“Eat me, daddy! UwU!”
I mean, if veggies didn't say that, it wouldn't be vegan anymore.
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This was my first choice, until I thought of how horrifying the screams would be whenever someone mows the lawn
5 0 ReplyFun fact: Plants are still alive when you eat them.
4 0 ReplyThat's why i burned my food.
1 0 ReplyCereal is not a plant.
1 0 ReplyIt's an ex-plant.
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Kinky
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You can also be the greatest arborist.
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