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The key to happiness is low expectations. And if you’re not happy, just keep lowering them.
My expectations are as low as they can go. When does the happy start?
Literally get down to “I’m going to breathe in and it will be marginally acceptable” and then get back to me.
Instructions unclear. Have chronic fatigue syndrome instead. Even breathing in appears to suck. Please advise.
Hold your breath for as long as you can. I bet the breath you finally take will suck less.
Damn, I think you're on to something.
Too late. We didn’t vote hard enough and now air has been privatized.
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