Like a hot tub: Water temperatures off Florida soar over 100 degrees

Maybe read the article before being a total shitass.

While the readings would've been considered a possible outlier or sensor error, surrounding buoys recorded similarly high temperatures, with 99.3 F at Murray Key and 98.4 F at Johnson Key.

It must be hard going through life being this big of a fucking idiot.

So, all of them in that area were malfunctioning at the same time?

If you stick those fingers any farther into your ears they're going to touch.

You're literally one of the people in The Day After Tomorrow scoffing at the doomsday rolling down the street.