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You forgot:
- Forced to create an account with a password of arbitrary complexity.
- Get sent a code to verify your email.
- Have to solve a captcha to put in the code.
- Captcha doesn't work.
- "Your code is expired, please try again."
- Mandatory shitty launcher that defaults to running in the background all the time.
- "Severs offline, please try again later."
- "You are logged in in too many locations."
- "Exclusive:
$31.99$29.95 for DLC content that should have been in the base game! Flash Sale! Buy now!
2 years later.
Subject: recent security breach
We stored your credit card and account information in clear text and hackers penetrated our "secure systems" and took them.
5 years later
Subject: compensation for security incident.
Here is $12 in credit for our store as compensation for mishandeling your PII.
You forgot *nothing in the store cost less then 39.99$
No no no, you buy store credit in multiples of 400 credits but things cost multiples of 700 credits.
Just that, and then you somehow end up with 3 credits that will forever be stuck there because nothing ever cost anything that can make the 3 go away. So you will never have a round number of credits again.
How could I forget that.
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