Would you rather be a cowboy, a pirate or a samurai?
Found this question on an Instagram reel as dating advice for girls if they don't know what to talk about and that men have a lot of opinions about this. Let's see if she's right.
When thinking of each, if it was in a world where life is good and I'm living in the picturesque lifestyle that comes to mind for each one, then probably a Pirate.
Sailing the open seas is the picture that comes to mind and it's the most "romantic" to me.
Pirates wiped their asses after a shit with a rope. The same rope was used by the entire crew and never switched. I would not enjoy being a pirate. Not at all.
I was thinking that one was probably the worst one but was thinking more historically. Imagined it as living seasick on a gross packed ship of men eating the same old food. Always at risk of scurvy, being arrested or killed. The boat can sink at any time. No hygiene. Few people respect you since you are an outlaw. Then you have to risk your life killing innocent people to steal stuff.