Forever Ago I Ran A Minecraft Server And 2 Friends Joined And One Typed Everything They Said Like This and the other managed to misspell every single word with more than 2 letters in it. They misspelled the word "the!" According to Sir Capitalizes Every Single Word, its just much easier to type that way, which raised far more questions than answers...
I decided to be wrong because the correct joke would be too convoluted. I’ll work on that implementation and then you can inject it at runtime via reflection.
Thanks for preparing your comment for my dependency injection! I agree that refactorability of comments is preferable over prematurely optimizing for performance.