I’m going to avoid all controversy and just make the g silent. It’s ‘if from now on.
If I say it fast enough, people will just assume I use their version.
if pronounciation == mywayofsayingit:
print("yipee")
elif pronounciation == notmywayofsayingit:
print("you are objectively wrong")
else:
print("I have no fucking idea")```