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That's hilarious because me and my brother licked lead fishing weights for fun as a child. It's probably why I'm retarded.
Can someone make one for suitability as dildo material?
Edit: Here it is, chumps
How is bromine "probably fine"? It should be in the rectal damage section.
Calcium should probably be in the "Ow, my ass" section.
There are a bunch wrong. Feel free to go crazy with it.
Edit: NEW VERSION IS UP Yay
Better, but still a few issues.
Promethium, radium, curium, and Californium are all radioactive enough to cause rectal damage. Conversely, I don't think phosphorus (black or red) or selenium are reactive enough to cause much harm.
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A nobel prize would be given to a lot more of those. Especially those naturally brittle or liquid.
I guess it's only implied but any liquid is inserted as a solid - e.i. below its melting point. It's assumed anything crumbly has a suitable binding agent.
A few of them are definitely wrong as has been pointed out to me but I'm glad we're all learning about science!
Gallium would be an interesting suppository.
Magnificent!