Havana syndrome victims frustrated CIA isn’t blaming Russia for symptoms
Havana syndrome victims frustrated CIA isn’t blaming Russia for symptoms
When Bill Burns became CIA director in March 2021, he vowed to investigate a mysterious illness afflicting a growing number of soldiers, spies and diplomats who reported a sudden onset of debilitating symptoms, including severe headaches, loss of balance and reduced cognitive function.
Looks like the tummy ache gun never went away!
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Somehow a 1950s Catskills comedian does some topical 2024 standup.
"So a man goes to the doctor with a problem."
"Man says 'Ya gotta help me, doc. My head hurts. I'm very frustrated that the CIA isn't blaming Russia for my symptoms."
"Doctor says 'I'm very familar with that. I've got something I can recommend.' "
"Man says 'Thank you so much.' And the doctor gives him a business card for the Interfaith Help Center.
"Man says 'What the heck is this?' rudely."
"Doctor says 'I'm a doctor. Not a rabbi.' "
I'm gonna have to ask you to explain the joke to me, because it sounds sketchy as shit
I'm Jewish. I wanted the punchline had an exorcism but I couldn't get it to work. And then I didn't want "...not a psychiatrist". The idea is that the doctor doesn't believe at all that it's an actual medical problem.
Got it, thanks!