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“People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.”
“On you maybe.”
The Lemmy technology permits us to do very exciting things in interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.
Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
Ah heh, ha ha Of course you do, SatansMaggotyCumFart
How's the smut business, PlasticExistence?
I wouldn't know, SatansMaggotyCumFart. I deal in shitposting, entertainment, political commentary.
Which one's "Logjammin’?”
Regrettably, OC submissions have fallen.
Yeah, well, right man, there are many facets to this, uh, you know, many interested parties. If I can find your OC, man-- what's in it for the Dude?
Oh uh, yeah. Uh, a tape deck. Some Creedence tapes. And there was a, uh. . .uh my briefcase.
Well that's your perception.
Well you're right, Plastic, and the unspoken message is FUCK YOU AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
Yeah, I'll be at practice.