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I will control the army and make you pay me a portion of it every month.
Also maybe some gold statues of myself.
Keep up the good work you hacker!
You and what army? Those brigands over there? I'm already paying them for protecting the farm. Leave or I'll have them turn you into mush!
You pay them but I've married my daughter to their leader. We will split the process after we've arrested you for treason.
Pretty good idea that law thing. I might pay someone to carve it into a stone dinner day.
I paid his cronies double their rations to murder the wench. I also focused the whole community on building a dungeon to keep you in. If you ever return we shall put you there for life.
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