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"Nick Fuentes' BADASS security!"

Nick Fuentes’ BADASS security!

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  • the only guys above 6' they could find at the America First convention and Steve

    • A group meeting before the formation

      "We need one more guy."

      "There aren't any other guys above 6'."

      "Check again."

      "No. I checked three times already. We gotta go with Steve."

      All others in the group groan. "Fuck," somebody (maybe Mike?) quietly says.

      "Yeah, I know. He's not your favorite guy. But he's almost one of us. And if not him - who?"

      Resigned sighing.

      The leader makes an executive decision "Steve it is then." He tries to sound like a tv narrator for a crime show. "We are complete. He's the final member of the Nick Fuentes' Security Unit."

      • I feel like white shirt and glasses is pulling for him

        "C'mon guys, I know he fucked up getting snacks at the gas station but he's a good dude. Trust me, when some antifa asshole gets up in our faces you'll see what's up"

        • I'm confused now. I thought that was Steve? I thought he was the self-proclaimed "Lone wolfer" who had to stop calling himself a "lone wolf" because the other guys didn't like it and normies thought he was making a school shooter joke.

          • Lol no Steve is the guy standing on the same step as the 3 other guys and clearly at least a foot shorter than the others

            E) actually, sunglasses dork #3 might be on the step above now that I look at it.

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