I was mostly going with how you went at them for not giving an essay, and then responding with a shit fling, but now that you mentioned it, i think you should bring up what your username is on your first day of therapy to give the doc a better idea of the work they'll have to do.
Also therapy just really isn't an insult. I've been in therapy for a decade and now my biggest problems are how many hearts I'm breaking each year.
Man I mean I should convince you not to go to therapy. Do you know how good that shit is? I swear, weed had NOTHING on the feeling of connecting with your emotions with a licensed professional to help give perspective to your life that you didn't have before. Like I've had great trips on shrooms or doing stupid shit while drunk, but like, recognizing the places you need to grow while accepting yourself for who you are? Fuckin sick dude. It's top tier shit. Expensive as fuck, but it's so worth it.