I wasn't trying to speak for anyone but myself, so that is a ludicrous accusation, and "nobody" does not mean "the majority." If you meant "the majority," you should have said so. It would not have taken you significantly longer to type, so I don't believe your silly excuse.
Also-
The majority of humans don’t give a single shit.
Let's see your evidence. Polling numbers will work with a decent sample size. You have them, right? You wouldn't just be speaking on all of those people's behalves without knowing what they actually think, would you?
Honestly I’m happy that a person like FlyingSquid is a mod here. I’ve seen some cases that may have been debatable but I didn’t have full context and every time some troll like this shows up moderation seems very reasonable to me.
That's good for you, I don't seek squiddy out I just peruse all a few times a day and I usually don't look at usernames but the majority of the time when I'm reading comments and the person is coming off as pedantic and petty and I look at the username... lol