The moon landings were single-staged!
The moon landings were single-staged!
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Square image with a dark background, with an illustration of a multi-stage rocket depicted horizontally in the center. Above the rocket, white text reads, "the moon landing was staged?" Below the rocket, more white text reads "yeah that's how all orbital rockets fucking work dude"
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I looked into this a long time ago, it would've been more expensive to fake it than it was to just do it.
We would've needed to somehow convince Russia to lie on our behalf. We would've needed to convince the dictatorship of australia to also lie on our behalf.
The rooskies came out and said we beat them to it, and the aussies claimed they recived the camera feed and the audio feed from space and then echoed it to their TV network
That Mitchell and Webb sketch where they discuss faking the moonlanding to save money, and the only real savings was on catering....
Yes, exactly. In general the whole notion and everything they claim is fucking idiotic from start to finish. Outright lies, misunderstandings, misrepresented partial truths, etc.
Those two friends of mine aren't "gunpowder inventors" as we Finns tend to express it, ie. they're… well, calling them stupid would be a bit too harsh, but they're definitely not smart. I'm not surprised in the least that they fell down that rabbit hole, but fuck does it get tiring.
The dictatorship of Australia?
Shhh. We don't talk about that anymore.
I too feel like I'm missing context on a joke here.
This was before the fateful Whitlam dismissal by the monarchy / potentially the CIA.
no free speech, no encryption, no bodily autonomy means dictatorship
Australia has free speech. Encryption is not banned. In what way do you think Australians have no bodily autonomy?
A dictatorship requires a dictator. We definitely don't have one of those.
Right? It was the Cold fucking War, why would the Czar of Russia or whoever was in charge work with the US on the US' propaganda against Russia?
Cold fucking War
Czar of Russia
The Czar wasn't around during the Cold War for ... reasons.
Plus you still need to launch a bunch of massive Saturn V rockets since so many people saw them launch. Unless they paid off everyone who said they were there? Building a moon rocket that doesn't go to the moon isn't that much cheaper than building one that does.
Obligatory Mitchell & Webb
Landing on the moon was such a huge PR event. Everything that could be controlled was controlled.
What if a backup TV broadcast was created in case of broadcast equipment failure?
Ya, Russians are noobs tbh.
Objectively silly statement given the entire history of the space race.
Yeah they were kicking our teeth in for a while there.