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foone, 2d ago
I just found out about cargo-mommy, an add-on for the programming
language rust.
cargo mommy checkChecking bappy-script v0.1.3
error: expected one of ! or ::, found passes
--> src\main.rs:20:6
|
20 mods passes;
^^^^^^ expected one of! or ::
error: could not compile bappy-script (bin "bappy-
script") due to previous error
mommy knows her little girl can do better~
because programming isn't hard enough,
some of you fuckers had to go and make it
HORNY.
Like, I'm having enough trouble managing to understand this program.
I'm trying to modify, and now my compiler is all
if you don't learn how to code better, mommy is going to put you in
time-out~
That's a real errror message you can get! from your compiler!
BECAUSE YOUR COMPILER IS HORNY NOW.
That's not even the highest level. That's the "thirsty" mood which you
have to manually enable, but you can also set it to "yikes" for explicit
BDSM shit.
*slides her finger in your mouth"
that's a good little toy-
AND THAT'S NOT ALL
It integrates with cargo-vibe which means it can have buttplug.io
support. You could wear a remote vibrator and have your fucking dom-
compiler give you some sexual pleasure every time your code
compiles/tests properly.
But don't worry: It's fully customizable. You can make mommy into
daddy, tell it what pronouns to use for mommy/daddy, you can tell it
what to call you (don't like girl? or boy? try pet or toy!), you can even
tell it what part of mommy you crave. By default it's "milk" but you can
of course change it, and it'll give you messages involving your updated
option. You can even change what pet names mommy has for you!
because the default is "slut/toy/pet/pervert/whore" (as in, it randomly
picks one of those each time) but you could use alternatives. cow,
puppy, princess, whatever.
I seriously love and hate that this exists in equal measure. I am
someone who has programmed literal porn games but has still
managed to keep the "sex" and "programming" parts of their brain
fairly separate, but today that barrier has come crashing down and
now I need to just go stare at the sea for a couple hours.
A follow-up post by foone, 2d ago
of course I installed it immediately