"what do you do for fun": I'm really into horse-based watersports and am currently funding a Kazak paramilitary organization to take care of the mares whilst their parents are sold as meat to french markets.
the problem with the humorous fake overshare strat is you'll eventually meet someone who will play into it and you'll either have a lot of fun or it will be uniquely horrible
horse-based watersports a--
"-uh! ..which kind? no, not asking the kind of horse..."