FBI here. We've hijacked this losers account to ask a few questions.
Look, they won't let me on any of the important cases, so I'm stuck combing through niche online websites that no one gives a shit about. I'll give Dick_Owl back their account after I ask you a couple of questions so the boss think's I'm working.
What does the word "piss" stand for? It seems to some kind of code, but what for?
Ditto for beanis.
Did @UlyssesT@hexbear.net actually have something to do with kissengers death or is it just a poor taste joke?