Trump should be the least likeable person in the world and yet Biden SOMEHOW MANAGES TO LOOK WORSE THAN FUCKING TRUMP.

Lmao what an embarrassment for libs. Imagine losing face to a washed up celebrity real estate guy.

Can you tell I'm on a Monster Hunter kick?

"Wow, this boss is easy... wait, where did my health bar go?" !oh-shit

Can't stop won't stop !

There is nothing that I find more pathetic than hating young people.

It's our responsibility to help the next generation have a damn future, not complain at them until they become loyal servents.

People act like the kids owe them something. No it's the other way around, we owe them.

We have an ass backwards society where kids are expected to raise themselves and serve adults. It's insane.

I can't count how many times I've been out somewhere and there is some parent screeching at their child like a bratty teenager. Like holy shit, how did we get to the point where parents are less mature than their kids? It's pathetic.

And then people complain that kids show no respect and youth crime is up. Yeah, no shit, who would respect a society of selfish brats? You act like a prick in front of your kids and now they're pricks too. No shit. Instead of setting an example and being decent human beings we act like screeching tyrants and expect them to grow up to respect us and society? What a joke.

It would be fun

!dead-dove-2

!dead-dove-3

Hell yeah I love this bomb lance stab slam boom

My laptop is 7 years old starting to show it's age. I'm worried it will die soon so I've been looking for a replacement, but DAMN are decent laptops expensive these days.

I would like something powerful enough to play stuff like Elden Ring, Baldur's Gate 3 and FF:7 Rebirth (And most importantly, Monster Hunter Wilds when it comes out) at a decent framerate. It also has to be a university laptop, so nothing covered in RGB lights that looks like an Alienware fucked a Cybertruck, please.

I don't want to spend a ton of money, but am I being unrealistic? I don't want to spend 5000 on a computer, that's ridiculous, my car cost less than that.

Yes it's a shitty car, that's not the point. Stop judging my poor ass.

Axes are the weapons of the proletariat

Anyway this is a fun little video. I'm totally not watching it because I think the presenter is handsome !side-eye-2 !side-eye-1

(I hope this guy isn't a chud, I just thought this was a cool video)

!sadness

I fucking hate modern AAA gaming

EDIT:(I like Kojima. This is me poking fun at the industry in general and not saying Death Stranding sucks or anything like that. There is a character called Samantha America, how could I hate that?)

NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS!

I've noticed that whenever we get trolls, they uh, well... they're not great folks. They're not sending their best.

In order to help our struggling trolls, I have complied a list of things that make us angry, to give them a head start.

1. Claim to be a leftist and then insist Joe Biden is the lesser of two evils that we all need to vote for. Debate this topic calmly and confidently no matter how much you are proven wrong.

2. "Although it's a good thing that Thatcher/Kissanger/Regan is dead, I think it is poor taste to celebrate anyone dying. We are better than this and should respect the dead no matter who they are."

3. On a similar note, civility policing in general is a good way to piss off Hexbear. "Nobody is going to accept the left if we antagonise everyone. Let's at least try to get along with liberals and change their minds with kindness!"

4. Defend the Cybertruck. Defend Elon Musk in general.

5. Anything pro-capitalist tbh

6. I can't think of anything else, what do you guys think? Help our poor struggling trolls! (Or maybe that's just troll singular, we don't have many. Poor things are starving.)

Okay first of all obligatory "generational labels are bullshit" disclaimer.

But I just noticed a lot of humour made by millennials as adults is very "cutesy" and "dad joke".

If anyone grew up in the 90s or 2000s, you know that we were the total opposite as kids. Seriously it wasn't long ago where the hight of our humour was homophobia and jokes about SA. We were the fucking horrible edgelord generation.

How did we go from being kids that would beat each other up for even looking at the colour pink, to the heckin' wholesome cat video generation?

Honestly I know we make fun of ourselves for the "HECKING POGGER PUPPERINO" shit, but honestly, it's a step up from the edgelord shit we grew up with.

This is, of course, ignoring that a lot of us didn't grow out of it and became your Ben Shapiro's and your Steven Crowders (I am so sorry Zoomers, we failed you hard)