A man in an orange worksuit, clipboard tucked under arm, and a hard hat is stomping through my house unplugging all my various retro video game consoles and appliances and when I plead for him to expl

ain he just keeps saying "Power dyanimcs. Power dynamics. The dynamics of the power in your house is all fucked. To dangerous levels."

He's been doing this for 30 minutes so far and it has my much younger wife in tears.