The Onion @midwest.social RmDebArc_5 @sh.itjust.works 10 hr. ago

Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs

theonion.com Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs

WALKER, MI—Plunking out a solo as the performance entered its 45th minute, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump was reportedly forced to play the glockenspiel at a rally Friday after every musical artist in the country banned him from using their songs. “He started out with some sheet musi...

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Oh how i wish this were true!! Of all the onion articles, this might be my fav!
- They should make another article with Joe Porter denouncing him to play the glockenspiel
  
  https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCnvzajWXCAOAq_Y1jNLFQXg
  
  I swear this guy works in a museum for instruments or something.

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