What was the most embarrassing thing that you or your friend did while drunk or on drugs?

I woke up (from a blackout) on the hood of a car. A car that was stopped at a red light and wasn't the car my friends were driving. I guess I leapt out of the backseat and rolled around on their hood? Idk, I blacked out again then came-to again rolling through some wet grass. Blacked out again and woke up on a couch.

Turns out that humans can teleport.

Want more details? Me too. But I have no idea. It was more than two decades ago and I no longer drink.